Thursday, 25 June 2009

• I may die

  In the last week, I have escaped death about 4 times already. My untimely death will surely be brought upon me by shoes. My wedges, to be exact. I knew there was a reason I never liked these shoes enough to try them on and buy them. My down fall came last Friday, when in attempt to buy flat, work appropriate sandals, I stumbled into Charlotte Russe.

  I never go in that store because their clothes don't fit me, but since they do sell shoes, I figured, why not take a look around. No sandals, but a cute and flirty pair of wedges caught my eye. In my sensible state of mind, I knew I shouldn't get them. But they kept looking at me. They were fresh and cool for the summer, and I could wear them to work. I tried them on. The only size 10 they had. $18.99. What could I lose?

  MY FREAKIN' LIFE!

  Alas, ever since that God forsaken day I have tripped at least 4-5 times, and this last one today was a mother!

  Sitting at my desk, I push my chair back to get up. When I push myself up to stand, my left decides, "You know what, I don't feel like keeping her balance". My left ankle bends, my right foot steps forwards (so totally in cahoots) and sends me flying across my office, to skid on the carpet and slam my chest into a chair against the wall!

  If you love me, tell me again soon....because I may not make it.

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